March 2012
February 2012
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Annnnnddd goodnight.
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blokeinabowtie replied to your post: Come home late, my mom is asleep doesn’t know I’m…
I am so going to say that next time I bust into a room. “THE OREO JUST ROLLED IN!” *puffs up chest*
Oh goodness please record that because that will just make my life, it really would :D
Come home late, my mom is asleep doesn’t know I’m home till I go into the washroom.
She knocks on the door saying “Helloooo?”
And me, being the ass I am try to put on this masculine voice and say “Oh hey I was just robbing your house and needed the washroom.”
Open the door and she says Did you just say ‘This oreo just rolled in’?
No mother, no I...
MY POOR FINGERS!!!
Are frozen. Stupid weather, stupid transit, stupid waiting.
My fingers, they hurt.
Forgot I didn’t put my earrings back in after shower…whoops
And usually they’re the biggest bitch to get back into on my ears but today it was totally fine. Finally you’re not being such a cow! It’s working!!!
Oh god
I made a poor life decision! Shopping online for teapots was a bad idea a very, very, very bad idea!
Oh god why did I make this decision?! Also why can’t I find the one I’m looking for?! Damn…weird ass name of figurines that I can’t remember.
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Well. That’s done it, I’ve broken my brain time to go to bed and prepare for company.
justjasper:
Sweet jesus what have they done to my babies?!
I want to re-watch the remake of I spit on your grave again. I haven’t seen it since I first watched it sometime in the summer I think and it was such a wicked film…Though I’d probably start the movie after the nasty bits and just watch from the point where she starts mind-fucking them all.
My mom cooked some kind of spiced like…goat leg or..pork or something in the kitchen. I go to get pizza and just gag at the smell dear god it is rancid.
But this mushroom pizza is delicious. Mmm mushrooms.
My rabbit is fucking sick, he’s always fucking sick.
And I can’t fucking handle this shit because I look at him and I get upset and I fucking cry and I fucking freak out. And the thing is he’s sick but not sick enough to the point where it more humane to just put him down. But eventually I know it’s going to get there but by the time it does I probably won’t fucking...
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Back to watching Spartacus: Blood and Sand where every second word is usually cock. And hurts my soul because I watch and I see Andy and then I become sad.
I keep forgetting what size my ears actually are so when perusing online stores I go “Oh hey yeah they’re in my si-oh wait son of a bitch!”
61 more rows before I’m finished this scarf.
Took me around 4ish days, not bad.
Having all the lower abdominal pain.
Lucky me!
But at least it’s snowy out. Snow up to my knees in low spots, love it!